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everything you need to know about 5sos is in their pickup lines

  • luke:you dance hot
  • calum:how art thou
  • ashton:r u a volcano bc i lava u
  • michael:let's play titanic: you be iceberg aND I'LL GO DOWN
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ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

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spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

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kurohasactualbutt:

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

I actually love the lemon ones

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  • me:damn i need to save my money
  • me:*spends $200 in a week*
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